One day you’re staying out until 2 AM, and the next day you’re hurting your back because you "slept wrong." When did that happen? This shirt is the official uniform for those of us who feel personally victimized by the passage of time. Featuring a sleek hourglass and a gold-tone sentiment that everyone over 45 is thinking, it’s the perfect look for running errands or sitting on the porch judging the neighbors. It layers well under jackets or stands on its own as a relaxed, retail-fit staple for everyday wear. It’s classic, it’s relatable, and it’s the most honest thing you’ll wear all week.
Product features: - 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Gildan 64000 Softstyle Fabric blends: Heather colors - 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors - 90% cotton, 10% polyester, Graphite Heather - 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester - Seamless tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, clean fit - Printed with DTG/DTF methods (neck labels via DTF) for crisp, long-lasting graphics - OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified and ethically sourced cotton
Care Instructions: Do not dryclean. Do not bleach. Tumble dry: low heat. Iron, steam or dry: low heat. Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors, inside out.
