Let’s be real: if you know the intimate relationship between a TDK 90-minute cassette and a yellow Number 2 pencil, your patience for modern nonsense is in the past. This tee is for the generation that survived the dial-up era, recorded the radio to get a favorite song, and remembers a time before "the cloud" existed. It’s a polite (okay, mostly polite) warning to the world that you’re functioning on 20th-century wisdom and 21st-century exhaustion. Whether you’re running errands, hitting the beach, or being asked to "just scan the QR code," this shirt does the talking for you. It’s soft, comfortable, and significantly more reliable than a Walkman with low batteries.
Product Details:
Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, the Bella Canvas 3001 is a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd²). Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
The retail fit that is perfect for casual settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that's perfect for accessorizing.
Care Instructions:
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: medium heat; Do not dry clean.
