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Vintage Humor Tee — "I Thought Getting Old Would Take Longer" Birthday Shirt

Vintage Humor Tee — "I Thought Getting Old Would Take Longer" Birthday Shirt

Regular price $25.00 USD
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One day you’re staying out until 2 AM, and the next day you’re hurting your back because you "slept wrong." When did that happen? This shirt is the official uniform for those of us who feel personally victimized by the passage of time. Featuring a sleek hourglass and a gold-tone sentiment that everyone over 45 is thinking, it’s the perfect look for running errands or sitting on the porch judging the neighbors. It layers well under jackets or stands on its own as a relaxed, retail-fit staple for everyday wear. It’s classic, it’s relatable, and it’s the most honest thing you’ll wear all week.

Product Details:

  • Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, the Bella Canvas 3001 is a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd²). Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
  • The retail fit that is perfect for casual settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that's perfect for accessorizing.

Care Instructions:

Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: medium heat; Do not dry clean.

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